so i take chinese in school and we’re learning colors right. and my chinese teacher is crazy and she doesnt know her elbow from her ass. and she was showing us a slide show of colors today for some activity or something and for the color green she put a big picture of a shirt with a pot leaf on it that said ‘GO GREEN’ and she didnt know why we were all laughing
flora chang u a stupid hoe
This is a very very true story. Alex, I love you LOLOLOL!
EOM CYPHER 2012 - JUST A FEW BARS……
I’m a horrible texter.
I admit it. I suck at texting people. I look at my phone when I receive a text then I just set it back down. It’s not that I don’t want to talk to you (well maybe some people). But it’s just I’m lazy. So If I text you back within seconds after you text me, you better feel special because I don’t do that to everyone.
(Source: asteezzy)
hai
i’m brian and i eat poop
and maybe helen’s too.
LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.
omfg
it’s back.
they make these…? I WANT TO TRY o_o
(Source: tumboner)
what the owls are doing:
In northwestern Montana, the water is so transparent in this lake that it seems to be quite shallow.
When in fact, it’s very deep.
woaaaaah
it’s like over 100ft deep
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Just relax
What da fuq how could that be 100ft deep
someone take me here.
*jumps through the car window* let’s go.
(Source: sehunjr)
Sir Otis Frogsworth — Action Corgi
Sneaky ball is sneaky.
His face. Ho-ly shit.
This helped
Ahh reading this helped a little :) http://www.outofstress.com/stop-obsessive-thoughts/
